STATISTICIANS ARE UNUSUAL YET QUITE AVERAGE

On the one hand, statisticians are a bit weird. On the other hand, they are altogether average. Here’s the proof:

1. They often break the law and drive their cars on the MEDIAN.
2. At dinner, they invariably want more desserts than anyone else, and they always want them ala-MODE.
3. If you sum up their deviations, they lose their cool and get incredibly MEAN.

(This little effort at statistical humor comes from S. Huck)