On the one hand, statisticians are a bit weird. On the other hand, they are altogether average. Here’s the proof:
- They often break the law and drive their cars on the MEDIAN.
- At dinner, they invariably want more desserts than anyone else, and they always want them ala-MODE.
- If you sum up their deviations, they lose their cool and get incredibly MEAN.
(This little effort at statistical humor comes from S. Huck)